(Explosion as screen fades to black, causing a game over.)
No, man. I'mma do a flip."
Phone guy: "I've had a-a h-hecking 'nuff of this! I-I quit! You run this place! I hope you ruin the restaurant like you ruined my life!"
(Phone guy fades away.)
"Whatever, Phone-man! How hard could running here be?"
Narrator: "4.3 seconds later..."
(The building is in flames with screaming in the background.)
"f00k"
(Game over.)
"GamingDude43"
(You will automatically appear in the death screen)
"DirectDoggo"
Phone Guy: "borf"
(Automatically obtain The Awesome Ending)
"Orange Man" "Orange Guy"
Phone Guy: "What on earth are are you doing there?! DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?! The Sister Location is closed down! At least for a while... Someone yiffed one of the suits... The foxy one... Someone yiffed it..."
"Yeah, that was me."
Phone Guy "You're lucky nobody wants to work here or I'd say hit the road!"
"Gosh, that must suck..."
Phone Guy: "Yeah..."
"Fusion"
Phone Guy: "Oh, it's you again! Welcome back! It's great to have you working with us again! DON'T YIFF THE DARN FOX THIS TIME!"
"S-Sure, yeah!"
"No promises"
"Old Sport"
(Unseen Horrors plays.)
Dave in the right ear: "Hello there, Old Sport."
"Employee"
Phone Guy: "Boy, that fits nicely! An employee named employee! It fits a little bit...TOO nicely... I'm watching you closely, 'employee'..."
"Purple Man" "Purple Guy" "Dave" "Aubergine Man"
Phone Guy: "Oh. Really? We kinda have one of those already... Try again."
(Brings you back to the name screen.)
"Phone Guy"
Phone Guy: "Dat me >:|"
(Brings you back to the name screen.)
"xICONxPICKAx123"
Phone Guy: "You again?! You've already worked here like 19 times! You've been impaled, arrested, fired, eaten by robots, murdered kids... WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK?!"
"He came back. He ALWAYS comes back!"
"Honestly, I just wanted to see what'd happen."
Phone Guy: "W-What are you talking about?! Y'know what, I don't even wanna know. This time, try to kill less kids..."
"Sure, yeah!"
"No promises"
Phone Guy: "Yeah, sure, great..."
"Dawko"
Phone Guy: "Oh, welcome back, Dawko! It's always great to see you back here. I know you'll make the right choice this time..."
"Markiplier" "Mark"
Phone Guy: "Oh, a celebrity here! I'm not worthy, heh. The king himself... Gosh and golly gee..."
"Matpat"
Phone Guy: "Oh, look who finally came to the party. 'Smartest show in gaming', eh? Lets hope you're good at working in the restaurant chain you've theorized so much about..."